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Iranian Cleric Exposes Global Jewish Sorcery


Clever Iranian sleuths have cracked the secret ingredient of the Jewish plan for world domination: sorcery. Mehdi Taeb, a well-known cleric and close confidante of Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, disclosed to a group of students recently that “the Jews” unleashed their powers of witchcraft upon the Iranian elections of 2009. Thankfully, their occult schemes were thwarted. But the latest round of Jewish-controlled international sanctions, he dutifully warned, are the Islamic Republic’s next great test. The Times of Israel:

“The Jews are currently subjecting us to an unprecedented trial,” Taeb said, according to a translation provided by the Middle East Media Research Institute. “As you read in the Koran, [King] Solomon ruled the world…and God ordered a group of sorcerers to come out against him. The Jews have the greatest powers of sorcery, and they make use of this tool.

“All the measures that have been brought against us originate with the Zionists,” he continued. “The US is a tool in their hands. So far, they have not used the full [scope of] their sorcery against us. Sorcery was the final means to which they resorted during the [Mahmoud] Ahmadinejad era, but they were defeated. This ability of the Jews was eliminated by Iran. Five years ago they tried to oust Ahmadinejad [by this means].”

In our opinion, Tehran owes a debt of gratitude to the Jews, who have apparently decided to withhold their black magic from the Iranian nuclear program, the crisis in Syria, and the international terrorist group Hezbollah. Clearly the reason Iran’s centrifuges continue to spin, Assad lives, and Hezbollah thrives is that the Jews have simply decided not to apply their powers of sorcery to such paltry matters.

American negotiators need not pay any heed. The fact that men like Mr. Taeb are in Khamenei’s close circle of allies probably says nothing about his capacity for rational negotiation with the West. The Ayatollah simply likes to surround himself with thoughtful critics of the Israeli government’s settlement policies.

[Jew at Western wall image and crystal ball image courtesy of Shutterstock]

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  • USNK2

    Wow. Had no idea all I have to do is wave my magic wand …oh, I HAVE waved my magic wand, yet nothing has changed except more moss is growing on my roof. Maybe Hobbits are the real sorcerers?
    Sorry, just can not understand how a Shi’a cleric can go from Jews being “cancerous tumours” to “sorcerers”

    • Fred

      That’s the beauty of antisemitism. It’s all-purpose. The Jooos are an inferior race of monkeys and pigs who are capable of manipulating the world’s greatest power to do their bidding and rule the global economy, all while casting sorcerous spells. Explains everything to a certain kind of primitive mind.

  • Luke Lea

    Don’t laugh, he may have his Israeli counterparts:

  • Lorenz Gude

    I think depending on these chaps to be rational actors once they get the bomb is ill advised.

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