North Korea announced today that every man must get the same haircut as the supreme leader Kim Jong-un. The BBC has the story:
The state-sanctioned guidelines were introduced in the capital Pyongyang about two weeks ago, media reports say. It is now being rolled out across the country—although some people have reservations about getting the look.“Our leader’s haircut is very particular, if you will,” one source tells Radio Free Asia. “It doesn’t always go with everyone since everyone has different face and head shapes.” Meanwhile, a North Korean now living in China says the look is actually unpopular at home because people think it resembles Chinese smugglers. “Until the mid-2000s, we called it the ‘Chinese smuggler haircut’,” the Korea Times reports.
North Korea continues to be both monstrous and absurd. Kim Jong-un won 100 percent of the votes in a recent election, with a 99.97 percent turn-out rate, government sources said.The new law, which commands North Koreans to “trim [their] hair in accordance with the Socialist lifestyle,” is more of the same from the Kim family. This murderous clown holds millions in bondage. Now he even styles their hair.