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The Future Residents Of Tompkins Square Park?

The future of Manhattan has been located in Africa.  Researchers have discovered a giant rat that uses a mohawk full of poisonous spikes to kill its prey. Considering the fashion choices of many residents of NYC’s Lower East Side and the steady growth of immigration from Africa to the US, I predict that any day now the rats down in Tompkins Square Park will be sporting spiky mohawks.

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